The Lost Essays of College Park


While on an expedition into the depths of the vile freshman dorms of College Park, our hero raditts procured a variety of items. One of the spoils: an old, dingy Pentium-120 computer. What was on the hard drive, however, was far more valuable than the hardware itself...

Hip.doc: An amazing essay on the origins of Hip-Hop culture and the associated music. By "amazing" I mean "amazingly terrible and shitty."

Monologue.doc: This one seems to be a (failed) attempt at creative writing; either that, or the writer, who judging by the name is female, has some serious identity problems.